normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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