i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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