Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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