Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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