You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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