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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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