well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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