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  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:12pm

    is this a chick who swallows or a dude who hasn't gotten laid in a while?

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:55pm

    ㅍ츸ㅋㅁ으ㅓㅗ

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:13pm

    Awesome. Sounds Like me from time to time. Sometimes you feel like a whore, sometimes you don't. Fill me up guys....

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:03pm

    AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH, We don't sweat water when we bust in your DAUGHTER, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:06am

    Sounds like someone needs to bust a nut

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:14pm

    I think 'y'all' can keep your prayers to your fucking self

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:40pm

    In soviet russia semen sweats you out!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:29pm

    Is it possible that this is a dude with blue balls?

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:20pm

    I swear I'd knock you up sooooo quick.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:56am

    hahhahaha someone got fucked harddd

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:25pm

    Isnt 'y'all' short for 'you all' therefore no need to write 'yall all'. Maybe you should pray for some grammar

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:58pm

    If read one more text about gizz or some girl being a whore I am going to shit in your moms mouth.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:59am

    11:08am 1:07pm 1:29pm 1:45pm 2:13pm 3:26pm ect. I find the disdain against sluts in our society disappointing...

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:11am

    Its great how ppl judge others they dont even know based on a random txt message. Real mature to call ppl sluts when you dont know them...

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 10 at 5:06am

    Ew, Lol this reminds me of my bf, sweats like crazy.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 12:45am

    Sweat it out? 1st I imagine that perspiration is horrific and 2nd I've had enough cum in my hair for it to hold its whore.day.after look through a day at the State Fair... I went on rides for 10 straight hours. :)

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:17pm

    These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:45pm

    LOL happened to me once :)

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:15am

    This sounds just like st. louis and I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you sweetie, whatever your gender may be. - pocket

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29pm

    That's just disgusting. Stop whoring.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:05am

    I bet your pussy looks like a carwash curtain covered in mayo!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:28pm

    ߑߑߑߑߏߏັະະະ

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:10pm

    I didn't know that could happen. I thought it got rubbed into the skin like lotion

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:18am

    Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:12pm

    Don't stop till your nose runs bitch

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:15am

    I am not a low life, I have 37 cats and I'm a homosexual. -Crispy

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:13pm

    Yeah, take the load in the mouth :D

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:45pm

    Whorring around much?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:51pm

    America Fuck Yeah is my ring tone for my military friends!!!

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:56pm

    I'm a loser who only makes annoying posts because tfln is anonymous, and because i'm a coward -Crispy

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:13pm

    I am going to kill you.

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:14pm

    What a filthy cumdumpster. I hope she gets hepatitis.