What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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