I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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