Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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