porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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