YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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