what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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