Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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