i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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