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  • Submitted by gutsout on Dec 22, 10 at 1:54pm

    I thought textsfln were supposed to be funny, and this one is just sad. Oh well, you'll realise you're not worth anything when he refuses to leave his wife for you. Classic.

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 23, 10 at 1:03pm

      Really? Why do you assume she wants anything more than a fuck from him? Just becasue she's a girl? So a girl can't just want a fuck, is that right? Jesus. \n\nI don't think this girl is at fault. It's not her fault the husband is a douchebag at ALL. It is NOT her fault that he is cheating. How is SHE at fault for the husband cheating? \n\nStop with the slut shaming, kids.

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        Submitted by shoegazer86 on Dec 23, 10 at 2:02pm

        has nothing to do with wanting a fuck. has everything to do with the dude and his bullshit life, and everything to do with her being proud that she's helping to ruin a marriage. how anyone can say they fucked in someone elses marriage bed and be PROUD is straight evil. dumbass.

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        Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 23, 10 at 2:44pm

        worst rebuttal ever... right here. The girl wouldn't be at fault if she didn't know he was married, but she obviously knew the circumstances based on the text she sent. They both are at fault dude. There's no getting around that fact.

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          Submitted by gardnjul on Dec 26, 10 at 3:22am

          if all this chick wanted was a fuck she wouldn't be helping him decorate the house for his family. clearly a case of an extremely delusional and morally bankrupt woman

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        Submitted by AllisonH123456 on Feb 26, 11 at 4:17pm

        forreallll. i totally agree with you.

  • Submitted by BoneGuy1728 on Dec 22, 10 at 1:53pm

    I'm pretty liberal about morals, but this is a horrible thing to do

  • Submitted by whatTHEfletch on Dec 22, 10 at 2:26pm

    Actually bloodyfuck, I'm a dude and this girl is a str8 up fucking piece of trash and so is the husband. His wife's father died and the slut decorates a tree for her while the husband fucks her? Nah there's no fear for anyone, just amazement someone can be such a terrible piece of shit.

  • Submitted by MsNissa on Dec 22, 10 at 2:07pm

    You are the reason men don't respect women.

  • Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 22, 10 at 2:17pm

    This is one of the few posts where calling her a slut, bitch, whore, or all of the above are perfectly acceptable. This is messed up on every level.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 22, 10 at 3:01pm

      with ya on that. The guy's to blame, as well

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        Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 22, 10 at 5:51pm

        he's equally at fault. Douchebag, asshole, manwhore, etc. are also acceptable for this post.

  • Submitted by rickyfitz on Dec 22, 10 at 1:54pm

    Fuckin bitch

  • Submitted by forensic on Dec 22, 10 at 2:08pm

    There's a special place in hell for people like this!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 22, 10 at 2:08pm

    ..just....no...

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Dec 22, 10 at 3:00pm

    I don't respect women who don't respect themselves.

  • Submitted by kenholl on Dec 22, 10 at 2:03pm

    This is horrible. I work with a guy who would do something like this, a piece of shit. Had a threesome the night before his wedding with a bartender and a stripper, and banged 3 others while on his honeymoon.

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      Submitted by Userdefined on Dec 22, 10 at 2:44pm

      I want to party with that guy, it was probably you wasn't it? Seriously though cheating on someone is one thing but that's brutal even by my standards.

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        Submitted by doubledd95 on Dec 28, 10 at 9:54am

        Cheating on your wife cannot be rightfully described as "well that's one thing."

  • Submitted by LoP on Dec 22, 10 at 2:39pm

    Who knew evil could function on so many levels?! Karma is a bigger bitch than you, so the Universe's retribution against you for these actions will be well-deserved.

  • Submitted by Minniemau53 on Dec 22, 10 at 5:30pm

    This is so disgusting. People can whatever they want when they're not married, but when you're MARRIED, you made a promise to the person you're with. This is so sickening. If you're one of those people that simply can't do monogamy, DON'T GET MARRIED! Its as simple as that.

  • Submitted by blite on Dec 22, 10 at 1:54pm

    Wow just wow... There are not even words for that

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 22, 10 at 3:05pm

    Guys, this is elaborately fake for shock value. One. Who puts up a Xmas Tree just days before Christmas? Two. What whore would help? Three. What husband doesn't go to his father in law's funeral? Even the work excuse wouldn't work for that one.

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      Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 22, 10 at 8:28pm

      Texts take a while to get posted on tfln sometimes. This could have happened earlier.

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      Submitted by starfishy on Dec 23, 10 at 3:34am

      *raises hand* Ah, me. We got our tree yesterday and decorated it today. Kids away at college, me going into surgery last week and recovering from it... life gets away with you sometimes. Besides, if the wife's father died recently, I doubt that the tree would be the first thing on their minds. Really.\n\nAnd anyways, texts can be pending for quite some time before they get posted sometimes. *shrugs*

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      Submitted by berkleebassist on Dec 23, 10 at 12:49pm

      Actually, it's a common enough tradition to not put the tree up until Christmas Eve; I had quite a few friends' families do that.

  • Submitted by hot_box74 on Dec 22, 10 at 3:30pm

    Someone's getting a lump of coal in their stocking....

  • Submitted by ashes811 on Dec 22, 10 at 10:01pm

    You know what, the girl is a homewrecker, but honestly, she's not the one who's married, the man is the one who should be insulted. He should have more respect for his wife. HE'S the cheating asshole.

  • Submitted by djhays on Dec 22, 10 at 2:45pm

    uhhhh the tree should be a give away..... what man puts up a tree on his own?

  • Submitted by screwedtoo on Dec 22, 10 at 6:24pm

    For all you who think this text might be fake, it doesn't matter because it DID happen to me. I was gone for my dad's funeral, too, But I didn't even get a Christmas tree. Manwhore slut = you've been cheated on

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      Submitted by Birdiepoo on Dec 22, 10 at 9:20pm

      people are trash. karma will sodomize bitches

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 22, 10 at 3:23pm

    What a whore and the man is the lowest piece of scum on the earth. He should be shoot for doing that to his wife.

  • Submitted by RhiMariee on Dec 22, 10 at 2:50pm

    Whoever sent this is a horrible person

  • Submitted by butterf1yy on Dec 22, 10 at 6:20pm

    Cunt. Slut. Bitch. Die in a fire, both of you.

  • Submitted by JUiCYxO on Dec 22, 10 at 5:34pm

    Your a sick person....inside and out....do you realize what you did??? What goes around comes around...and leave husbands alone.....sick b*% h

  • Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 22, 10 at 2:17pm

    He needs to learn its quality not quantity that counts

  • Submitted by ladykatie09 on Dec 22, 10 at 2:54pm

    From the cheatee's standpoint, this was a pretty good day. but from every other... this is just bad karma waiting to come back and bite your skanky ass.

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 23, 10 at 12:21am

    Gotouchyourself I hate to be the one to break it to you but wilk never marry a jaw dropping beauty. Unless his name is Lance. GoFUCKyourself.

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      Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 23, 10 at 12:55am

      Your awfully judgemental considering the only thing you know about me is the alias i chose for a website

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    Submitted by lc0824 on Dec 23, 10 at 1:44am

    Ur going to hell

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    Submitted by emilyhirsch on Dec 22, 10 at 9:01pm

    Reading this just makes me sad. You should have more respect for yourself girl. And mr. You obviously have serious issues.

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    Submitted by charcoalfed on Dec 22, 10 at 6:56pm

    Is that a Troll I spy under the bridge?

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    Submitted by NataSept on Dec 22, 10 at 6:07pm

    gross

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    Submitted by roziefly on Dec 22, 10 at 3:25pm

    Have fun with your future AIDS that you get from this douchebag because he fucked a crackwhore before he rebounds w/ you

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    Submitted by x2006nlp on Dec 23, 10 at 4:34pm

    Even though most of the stuff on here can be pretty extreme and questionable, it usually elicits a laugh or commendation from someone. The mere fact that every comment reflects disgust shows just how low and non-comedic this txt is. Did you think this would be funny? Is this something you're sharing proudly...?\n\nI think it's time for you to reevaluate your life.

  • Submitted by Mandalay on Dec 22, 10 at 4:46pm

    This is so unbelievably fake. These days I'd say maybe 10% of the texts on here are real, the rest are made up. And I'm being generous.

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    Submitted by norrisjjj on Dec 23, 10 at 12:16am

    Both of you need to put shotguns in your mouths and see if your big toes work to pull the trigger.

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    Submitted by SGT11B on Dec 24, 10 at 4:33pm

    Another piece of evidence that some people are just fucked up in the head

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    Submitted by insitu on Dec 24, 10 at 3:15pm

    Who ever said it was a female who sent this text? Ha!

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    Submitted by kid_lizette on Dec 23, 10 at 3:10am

    Yeah, I'm with everyone else on this one... Normally I laugh at slutty stuff like this, but this is too much. I hope you get hit by a flaming knife train on your way home.

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    Submitted by Gunthrious on Dec 23, 10 at 5:04am

    I honestly can't believe how awful some people can be. I hope these two end up together.. they certainly deserve each other more then anyone else in the fucking world.

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    Submitted by silly_crumpets on Dec 26, 10 at 11:41am

    Insitu: you've got a point. Watch, it probably is a guy who sent it.

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    Submitted by potmama on Dec 23, 10 at 10:06am

    Seriously what is wrong with ppl these days.....why on earth would one brag about being such a whore on wheels?! And for the class A douchebag he will suffer the wrath of Karma..... who is such a vengeful bitch.

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    Submitted by lordofsquirrels on Jan 7, 11 at 10:40pm

    I like how a bunch of people are complaining about how bad their morals are and yet are wishing death on them :)

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    Submitted by lc0824 on Dec 23, 10 at 1:45am

    Ur both going to hell

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    Submitted by in17331 on Jan 2, 11 at 9:02pm

    reading threw all the replies i am amused how everyone automatically assumes it is a women and never considers the possibility it is another guy

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    Submitted by itsphoebs on Dec 23, 10 at 12:33pm

    This is just... Wow. I hope you both get sucked into a black hole and are transported to a sexless universe where every day you are nearly mauled to death by bears.

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    Submitted by kkristinn12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:20pm

    What a bitch.

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    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Dec 23, 10 at 3:47am

    I hate you. Go suck a fuck.

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    Submitted by TNC317 on Dec 23, 10 at 12:17am

    Maybe these are friends of the husband and they surprised the family with a tree then they "fucked like rabbits" then the friend had to go pick up the family and this is from the girlfriend's point of view? Still shitty, but doesn't make it seem as bad.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 10 at 12:03am

    Whore whore whore.

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    Submitted by ilovepizza on Dec 23, 10 at 11:42pm

    I usally laugh about sluts putting posts on here but wow WAY TO FAR!

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    Submitted by Christykouts on Dec 23, 10 at 1:24pm

    Wow you're a fucking whore

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    Submitted by eveiw on Dec 22, 10 at 11:20pm

    America. Welcome and enjoy your stay

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Dec 24, 10 at 6:43am

    Geez, @Monicamishief, sounds like you've been spending some time f'ing someones hubby. Either that or you're a full fledged moron bitch. Karma is a bitch. You are in for some heartache.

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 12, 11 at 6:32pm

    As my wife always says "that's fine as long as she does some cleaning"

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    Submitted by natsamario on Dec 23, 10 at 8:21pm

    Wow how do people like this Live with themselves???!! I really hope karma beats you both.

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    Submitted by Boobietassle on Dec 28, 10 at 1:48am

    Every comment is negative? Seriously? Lol. Well I shall be the first to congratulate a slut on being a slut. This is TFLN. Not 'the view'. You get a riot from a girl fucking her entire dorm room while blackout drunk which would probably fuck her up for life but this is too taboo.\n\nFuck it. I'm getting Oreos.

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    Submitted by ocean_eyes on Dec 24, 10 at 8:45am

    Not funny at all.

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    Submitted by bovdog on Dec 23, 10 at 5:46pm

    What he didn't tell you is that his kids had chicken pox and slept on said mattress and have now infested your cooch wagon.

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    Submitted by HeyBudHessel on Dec 23, 10 at 3:51pm

    I'm a winner cause I fight with other people on tfln threads.

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    Submitted by anonymous8000 on Dec 23, 10 at 7:26pm

    i hope this girl gets raped

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    Submitted by blonde_domshell on Jan 17, 11 at 4:23am

    The bitch is also to blame. Apparently she has no morals.

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    Submitted by PSPness on Dec 23, 10 at 12:21pm

    I hope this guy gets sodomized. Amd the chick gets pregnant. Horrible people.

  • Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 22, 10 at 2:54pm

    Mmm....new after sex mattress smell...oh so good....

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    Submitted by spellman24 on Jan 21, 11 at 6:13pm

    you're a fucking whore! I hope your vagina falls off!

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    Submitted by skyehigh on Sep 7, 11 at 2:45am

    this is aweful. men who cheat are slimebags. and girls who go along with it r filthy skanks. I hope they both understand someday how devastated his family is. and sick and fucked up they r. disgusting.

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    Submitted by gnich62 on Jan 27, 13 at 12:31pm

    Two situations. Swinger family. Divorcing couple.

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    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 4:02am

    These people live just down the street from me i spent christmas eve listening to some bitch scream "OH GAWD"

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    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:48pm

    and you're proud of that?.....you're scum

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    Submitted by nilesf1 on Nov 10, 13 at 7:22am

    Hope the hole you die in is filled with the feces of a thousand rabid hobos

  • Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Dec 22, 10 at 2:31pm

    I think this is great. Where were you when I was younger?

  • Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 22, 10 at 2:27pm

    Girls who wonder why this happens. Its because you didnt take care of yourselves after marriage. If the guy looks at you and then a picture of you while you were dating and asks himself wtf. Of course he is gonna cheat. This works both ways too

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      Submitted by Ivychilde on Dec 22, 10 at 5:15pm

      Any men doing this should take a good look in the mirror right after. NO one lets himself go like a married man.

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        Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 22, 10 at 6:03pm

        I agree then the women has every right to find someone new. If my wife ever lets herself go im leaving. I dont want to stay married to some wrinkly couch potato wen i married jaw dropping beauty

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          Submitted by Mr_Logo on Dec 27, 10 at 8:24pm

          you're a fucking douche

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      Submitted by sexyrobotgirl on Jan 4, 11 at 5:17am

      Actually, statistically, guys who fool around on their wives don't find the mistress to be more attractive than the wife, but rather find her less so.\n\nThe REAL reason married men fool around is because they are looking for emotional and/or sexual validation that their wives refuse to give them.

  • Submitted by bloodyfuck on Dec 22, 10 at 2:18pm

    That's a nice girl! Sounds like a bunch of women are pissed because they're afraid it's what their husbands are doing. You're all too stupid to understand it takes so little to prevent it from happening.

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      Submitted by Birdiepoo on Dec 22, 10 at 9:21pm

      yeah like castrating the fucking asshole...someone like yourself.