I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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