allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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