So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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