Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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