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  • 124 38
    Submitted by MrMojoRisen on Oct 21, 10 at 3:25pm
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    Is the contract allowed in your ass?

  • 125 59
    Submitted by Mr_birds on Oct 21, 10 at 11:10am
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    But...the anus is natures pocket.

  • 95 56
    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 21, 10 at 10:34am
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    gerbils?

  • 84 35
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 21, 10 at 7:23pm
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    Where do you get something like that notarized?

  • 89 47
    Submitted by cazzo on Oct 21, 10 at 11:38am
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    Make sure you include Kobe Bryant and Ben Rothlisburger on your list. You never know when they will come knocking on your door and want some forced anal sex.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 21, 10 at 4:43pm
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    Don't forget to include whole frozen salmon to the list of excluded items.

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Phys on Oct 21, 10 at 12:18pm
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    Only if my penis isn't on the list

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 10 at 8:54pm
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    I think it would be easier to make a list of things u can put in your ass...

  • 85 101
    Submitted by penpan on Oct 21, 10 at 12:03pm
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    That is an exit not an entrance!!!!!

    • 48 44
      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 5:17pm
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      Just try to think of it like a Wal-Mart door...everybody reads the DO NOT ENTER sign, but we choose to ignore it.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Oct 21, 10 at 11:09pm
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    Its safer to make a list of things he CAN, and exclude the rest. Otherwise you might get some very unpleasant surprises.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 21, 10 at 11:16am
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    wow....really though?!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by queenofpa on Oct 21, 10 at 11:02am
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    That's disgusting

  • 33 41
    Submitted by vientiane007 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:19am
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    Your all crazy she can make I list if stuff to put in her ass all she wants jelous mofos

  • 60 118
    Submitted by Tenderizer on Oct 21, 10 at 10:25am
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    If you allow liquids in there i will suck ot dry cuz im firsty.

    • 30 47
      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 24, 10 at 1:26am
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      This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read aside from your birth certificate.

  • 7 13
    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 24, 12 at 6:14pm
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    Okay, who brought the bowling pin??