I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize