In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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whose parrot is this?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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