i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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