I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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