okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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