I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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