Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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