He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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