He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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