It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize