It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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