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  • 91 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:38am

    Think of all the things cheese is in. So much good food has cheese. Now think of all the substitutes for blowjobs. i mean... you can still fuck. so cheese is not a terrible answer...

  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:35pm

    next time he asks for a BJ give him a slice of cheese and remind him that it was his choice

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:29pm

    My girlfriend gives great blowjobs, don't get me wrong... But I eat cheese more than she gives head. So I would probably choose cheese, too.

  • 62 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:53am

    you can practice on me; I don't like cheese

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:27am

    im not gonna lie. i would choose cheese too...

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:41am

    I would totally pass up oral for cheese. I mean, pizza, mac and cheese, most pasta dishes, fondue, sandwiches and subs, etc. I'm sorry, but its just not worth it.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:27am

    I would choose cheese over any kind of sex. Well there's really only 3 kinds, and anybody who says handjobs count is fucking 12. Plus I came up with this question like 7 years ago, and I am from 630. I'm glad my philosophical teachings have gotten around.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:10am

    I would choose cheese over head.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:09am

    cheese > toothy bee jay

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:59am

    Why does every girl on this website pride herself on her ability ot be a whore, or give blowjobs, and where do i find them?

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:06pm

    3:35 - bwahahaaa! That's too funny.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:55am

    maybe he just REALLY likes cheese

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:05pm

    string cheese = heaven

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:55pm

    I'll test drive you and tell you what I think of your abilities

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:56am

    he's probably getting good BJ's from someone else and doesn't need any from you

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:43pm

    Cheese is really good.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:10pm

    it's not a reflection of your bj skills but his immense love for cheese. Like 1141 illustrated cheese is part of many many foods.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:13pm

    Cheese is definitely the way to go, pizza wouldn't be the same without it and it's on or in almost everything I eat. There are still hj's and sex and several other ways to get off

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:04pm

    Don't feel bad, he just likes fucking your vagina more than your mouth. Plus, have you ever tried to eat an egg sandwich with no cheese? There's no point.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:30pm

    cheese is amazing, i know very few people that would give up cheese when there are other forms of sex you can have

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:02pm

    haha im from the 630...im obsessed with cheese and my girlfriend knows it....if i didnt know better id think this is her text.....

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:58pm

    But cheese is on all good things: burgers, nachos, and really obscure porn.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:36pm

    if he isn't asking for them from her, he's getting them from somewhere else. Any head, even if bad, is better than no head at all

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:40am

    don't feel too bad... i have a friend who chose cheese over oral sex, oral sex over sex, and sex over food. so it just totally doesn't add up. try asking him the other two... you might be surprised!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:12am

    I remember that on the radio hahah. Sorry.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:24pm

    3:35 obviously he isn't asking for them from her.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:31pm

    Think about time wise, now it might be a toss up if you were to give equal time to every time he would eat cheese you offer him a blow job otherwise there's really no question about it.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:12am

    i just asked my bf which one he would want, he said cheese too...i totally understand how you feel

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:54pm

    practice makes perfect

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:56pm

    She would have to give a great blow job.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:39am

    Is this really such a popular topic of conversation? I seriously just had this same discussion two nights ago.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:55pm

    I don't get the people saying he's getting it elsewhere. There can't be that many lactose intolerant chicks willing to give head to a guy in a relationship in any given area.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:53am

    this is my girlfriends text it was a question asked at a party a few months a god i was not the only guy to pick cheese.....my girlfriend gives great head...best I've ever had...but like people have said if i choose to give up cheese i would have fully change my diet give up blow jobs there is still sex and hand jobs....I love blow jobs and I love her blow jobs but i eat something with cheese in it everyday

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:38am

    Well, its easier to find someone else to give you a bj than it is to never eat cheese again.

  • 32 46
    Submitted by user_user_user on Nov 24, 10 at 4:31am

    Too much teeth, sort yourself out

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:49am

    I would choose cheese too.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:57pm

    most guys would choose cheese. There is soo much great food that has cheese

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:01am

    Theres classesfor that

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:31am

    the cheese probably feels better on his pecker

  • 29 48
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Aug 29, 10 at 9:10am

    Now why'd you have to go and ask a dumb chick question like that? No one should have to choose. If someone said cheese or me I'm gonna choose cheese because cheese never gave me an ultimatum.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by uasbassplayer on Apr 11, 10 at 4:32pm

    Damn, epic FAIL.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 3, 11 at 9:15pm

    OH MY GOD. I recently had a long discussion with one of my friends as to whether we'd give up cheese or oral sex if we had to choose. I'm glad to see someone else has contemplated this matter.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:49pm

    New york cheese cake! hell yes i would choose cheese

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:54am

    wow, that's a slap in the face

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:49am

    cheese is just that good. dont feel bad.