i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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