I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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