I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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