The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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