ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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