It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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