When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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