How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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