Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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