i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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