I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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birth control should be required to get into college
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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