Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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