Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
God I need to hump something, right now.
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