I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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