I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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