I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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